What does this Hindi sentence mean?

Ek aur baat batani hai kab se batana chah rahi thi.Maine ek din se waxing ke bare mae pucha.Kya karu aacha nahi lagta sab hath paer dekhte hae.Mere toh bal bhi jaayda hai.Aacha nahi lagta.Woh boli pehle uski mausi USA se kuch razor layi thi usse karti thi par aab woh parlour mae jakar wax se karati hai.Usne kaha ki mere paas naye razor hai.Maine kaha mai toh regular parlour nahi jayongi,aisa kar toh mujhe kabhi chupke se razor de dena.Mai try karongi.Usne mujhe ek din razor diya.Maine ek din bal dhote huae paro aur bagal mae try kiya.Hatho mae nahi kiya kyonki mummy papa ek dum notice kar lenge.Paro mae ne ek hi direction mae razor chalane ke liye kaha magar maine notice kiya ki pehle ek direction mae phir opposite direction mae karne se ek dum aache se huta hai.Ek dum smooth